It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.Friedrich Nietzsche (via kushandwizdom)
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express