The only time I want to see you on my dashboard, is when I run over you with my car.
god i love my friends.
I just want to be your only girl, I want to make you happy. But if I can’t do that, then tell me. If you don’t want this, then tell me. I’m not good at this, I want you, better yet. I need you. You’re the only one for me, and I’ve never been more okay with something.
That absolutely just killed me inside. Bedtime.
if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear









