The only time I want to see you on my dashboard, is when I run over you with my car.

god i love my friends.


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I just want to be your only girl, I want to make you happy. But if I can’t do that, then tell me. If you don’t want this, then tell me. I’m not good at this, I want you, better yet. I need you. You’re the only one for me, and I’ve never been more okay with something.

That absolutely just killed me inside. Bedtime. 

if i was a doctor
  • hot guy: i sprained my wrist
  • me: okay take off your underwear